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to code or to troll ?

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Blague

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- Dis Tadig, comment on fait les bébés ?
- Ha… ben hum… bon… déjà faut avoir une femme.
- Pourquoi Tadig ?
- Ben c’est comme ça, faut avoir une femme. Ensuite, tu prends ta femme et tu la jettes sur le lit.
- Pourquoi Tadig ?
- Parce que le Breton est fort !
- Et après, Tadig ?
- Ensuite, tu lui arraches ses vêtements.
- Pourquoi Tadig ?
- Parce que le Breton est viril !
- Et après, Tadig ?
- Ensuite, tu sorts ton machin et tu te tapes une queue !
- Pourquoi Tadig ?
- Parce que le Breton est autonome !

Désolé.

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Bonjour,

Certains pensent que nous sommes anonymous.
Certains pensent que nous sommes indignés.
Certains pensent que nous sommes anarchistes.
Certains pensent que nous sommes des cyberpunks à chiens.
Certains pensent qu’Anonymous a été infiltré par des agents sionistes qui se font passer pour ce qu’ils ne sont pas.

C’est pas faux.

Greetings fellows,

Some people think we are anonymous.
Some people think we are outraged.
Some people think we are anarchists.
Some people think we are dog owners cyberpunks.
Some people think Anonymous has been infiltrated by zionist agents who are not who they claim they are.

None of it is wrong.

#TMGLOL

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A message to TMG and to all the people whose aim is to establish censorship :
We Come In Peace

Dans la page 84 du torchon qui sert d’assignation des fournisseurs d’accès Internet pour proposer le blocage des sites de streaming, les sites rezocitoyen.fr et werebuild.eu sont désignés comme des sites « liés aux mouvances libertaires et anarchistes ». Je ne m’exprimerai pas concernant le site rezocitoyen.fr dont je ne connais pas les auteurs, mais concernant le site werebuild.eu ceci est une splendide connerie ! Messieurs, sachez qu’en outre, déclarer la guerre à Telecomix est un très mauvaise idée, notre Crypto Munition Bureau a déjà largement de quoi vous humilier. Et oui… werebuild.eu, c’est… c’est TELECOMIX ! Les cluster d’hacktivistes qui a rétabli les communications en Egypte, ou encore publié 54 Go de logs attestant de la censure syrienne opérée par du matériel américain et qui contribue activement à notre petit dossier Amesys portant sur les ventes d’armes numériques à Kadhafi… bref vous ne pouviez pas tomber plus mal. http://reflets.info/tmg-veut-bloquer-telecomix/

Nous sommes anonymous, telecomix, communistes, anarchistes, libertaires, terre-neuvas, hackers, citoyens, sans-culottes, indignés, résistants, copwatchers, punks, hippies, rednecks, lolcats, cyberpunks, surfers, rockers, pédiatres, poêtes, astronautes, musiciens, méduses, dissidents, infirmières, policiers, sauveteurs en mer, bisounours, émeutiers, licornes roses invisibles, pastafaraïs, rastafararaïs, juifs, Dean & Sammy, IT Crowds, lulzsec, nerds, charpentiers, tunisiens, datalovers, junkies, r0xx0rz, poneyz, Iops, chouans, esclaves, dahuts, ours bipolaires, MC’s, Microserf, partisans, musulmans, bobos, nomades, vos enfants, vos anges.

We are anonymous, telecomix, communists, anarchists, libertarians, fishermen, hackers, citizens, sans-culottes, indignados, resilients, copwatchers, punks, hippies, rednecks, lolcats, cyberpunks, surfers, rockers, paediatricians, poets, astronauts, musicians, jellyfish, dissidents, nurses, cops, bay watchers, bisounours, rioters, pink invisible unicorns, pastafarais, rastafarais, jews, Dean & Sammy, IT Crowds, lulzsec, nerds, carpenters, tunisians, datalovers, junkies, r0xx0rz, ponyz, Iops, chouans, slaves, dahuts, bipolar bears, MC’s, Microserf, partisans, muslims, hoboes, nomads, your kids, your angels.

Sem anonymous, telecomix, comunistas, anarchistas, libertaris, peschadors, hackers, ciutadans, sens-culòtas, indignats, resistents, copwatchers, punks, hippies, rednecks, lolcats, cyberpunks, surfejaires, rockers, pediatres, poetas, astronautas, musicians, medusas, dissidents, infirmieras, policier, sauvadors en mar, potonors, insurjats, unicòrnes rosas invisiblas, pastafaris, rastafararis, jusius, Dean & Sammy, IT Crowds, lulzsec, nerds, fustier, tunisians, datalovers, junkies, r0xx0rz, poneyz, Iops, choans, esclaus, orsas bipolaras, MC’s, Microserf, partisans, musulmans, barracaires, nomadas, vòstres pitits, vòstres angels.

We are Anonymous,
We are legion,
We do not forget,
We do not forgive,
Expect us.

Ni zo Anonymous !
Unanet omp,
Galloudus omp,
E pep lec’h emaomp.
Ne ankouaimp ket,
Ne plegimp ket.
Ho kortoz a reomp !

Sem Anonymous,
Sem legion,
Obludem pas,
Perdonem pas,
Esperatz-nos.

We Come In Peace.